Hello, I'm Holly. This is my blog, where I go to let out my feelings about mother fuckers and things that make me angry. Also a text-post blog. Enjoy.
Gooby pls.
i feel so old like i feel like my life is already over
people complain that their life isn’t like a movie
mine is, i’m the ugly girl that no one likes in the movie
Next time there’s a burn blog somebody submit a picture of a named black woman and see if they believe that it’s Claire
when theres no food in the house
my entire life deserves a ‘you tried’ sticker
Assume the ball is five feet in diameter, or about 150 cm: that gives it a volume of around 1770 litres. The average ejaculate has a volume of about four millilitres. If you can jerk off once an hour and don’t need to sleep, it will take you fifty years, five months, three weeks, and four days to fill the entire ball.
you’ve really thought this through, haven’t you
when i refreshed my dash i saw this pop up
there are some people on here
who like
you know
um
every time they make a text post i want to reply with ‘i love you i love you so much will you date me or be my roommate i just want to hang out with you constantly because you are an excellent person let’s get a cat together’
but no i play it cool and scroll past and cry
